They say
that everyone and everything that has been created has its purpose. I'm here to
scrutinize that very existence. To lay waste all theories that mankind has put
forth on the matter with my sheer wit and intelligence. I'd like to think that
I'm smart and that I have smarts that can smart the smartness out of other
people that think they're smart. If you didn't get what that sentence implied
then I'm afraid that you're not as smart as I am. Ouch, that smarts!
Moving on
though... If everything exists for a reason, what is the reason that eggs
exist? I know that some of you might think that the life that comes from the
egg is what the egg exists for but not all eggs make it to chickenhood. Chicken
hood sounds like the chicken ghetto... but that's not what I was going for.
"What up dawg?"
If all
eggs are created to become something great, something fluffy, and something
delicious with a side of corn-on-the-cob, then why do most of them make their
way to our plates every morning? It seems unfair that some eggs evolve into
adults to raise eggs of their own and others end up as omelets.
I could
use an equally relevant example that involved humans but I felt like that would
hurt some people’s sentiments so I strayed away from that string of
thought.
Which
brings me to my next point: mortality.
You know
how in the movies every bad guy, inevitably, sets out to destroy the world but
first gets sidetracked and tries to attain immortality?
No?
Clearly I'm not watching the right movies then... but in the movies that I have
watched the bad guy always wants to live forever. I don't think that they think
things through when they set goals like that for themselves; I mean, just
imagine... everyone around you is dying and decaying in a timely manner and you
just stay the way you are forever. Everyone you've known has probably died a
natural death and nothing is fun any more because you've seen it all and done
it all and most probably killed it all. What do you do when everything has been
done before? You can't get frustrated and kill yourself because you can't
die.
I can't
come to a concrete conclusion about any of these things so I'll leave it to you
guys. If you have an opinion on any of these things then drop a comment below.
If there are no comments on this thread I will ignore my failures completely
and post something else later on and completely erase this failure of a blog post
from my memory.
In other
news - my first two books are being published soon. I can't give you a concrete
date because it could take up to 3 maybe 4 weeks for distribution to kick in
but once it does I'll let you guys know.
In the one year or so that I've been doing this
I've amassed a whopping 2,000 page views. I know it doesn't seem like much but
I never thought I'd get that many so I'm counting this as a win. Thank you guys
for being awesome and wasting your precious time here, I do hope you will all
continue to do so when I become rich and famous.
I’ve managed to successfully waste ten minutes of
my life and hopefully a few of yours, so I think I’ll be on my way now. Adios
muchachos!
No comments:
Post a Comment